You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry

Some things lately that just piss me off...

• People who drive down the highway with a loose dog in the back up their pick up.
• When we're sitting in a nearly empty movie theater and people sit in the seats either right in front of us or two seats to the left of us. Out of 500 seats why?!
• When you're standing in a checkout line and the asshole behind you is practically six inches behind you. ---You moving forward does NOT make the line go faster!
• Anyone who tailgates me on the road. If you don't like the speed I'm going, then go around!
• The parking meter Nazis giving out $20 tickets every 5 minutes.
• A gazillion emails letting me know that I've won the UK lottery and I can make my penis bigger.
• Never getting paid enough, but just enough to keep me crawling back for more.
• When someone eats all of the food left over and then puts the empty container back in the fridge.
• When college kids do stupid things in horror flicks.
• $30 over draft fee for going over less than a dollar.
• People who give judgmental stares. Mind your own damn business.
• Hour long infomercials after 2 o’ clock in the morning.
• Parents who don’t watch their kids in the parking lot.
• When technology doesn’t work.
• Not having enough money 90% of the time.
• That I have word salad all of the time. I can’t go an entire conversation without mixing up some words.
• Shaving.
• The fact that someone who gets caught selling pot on the side can spend more time in jail than a cold blooded murderer.
• Vehix.com commercials.
• My dog is almost 3 and still pisses in the house.
• Christmas in July.