Tattooed Dork: angry

Monday, August 10, 2009

Some things lately that just piss me off...

People who drive down the highway with a loose dog in the back up their pick up.
When we're sitting in a nearly empty movie theater and people sit in the seats either right in front of us or two seats to the left of us. Out of 500 seats why?!
When you're standing in a checkout line and the asshole behind you is practically six inches behind you. ---You moving forward does NOT make the line go faster!
Anyone who tailgates me on the road. If you don't like the speed I'm going, then go around!
The parking meter Nazis giving out $20 tickets every 5 minutes.
A gazillion emails letting me know that I've won the UK lottery and I can make my penis bigger.
Never getting paid enough, but just enough to keep me crawling back for more.
When someone eats all of the food left over and then puts the empty container back in the fridge.
When college kids do stupid things in horror flicks.
$30 over draft fee for going over less than a dollar.
People who give judgmental stares. Mind your own damn business.
Hour long infomercials after 2 o’ clock in the morning.
Parents who don’t watch their kids in the parking lot.
When technology doesn’t work.
Not having enough money 90% of the time.
That I have word salad all of the time. I can’t go an entire conversation without mixing up some words.
Shaving.
The fact that someone who gets caught selling pot on the side can spend more time in jail than a cold blooded murderer.
Vehix.com commercials.
My dog is almost 3 and still pisses in the house.
Christmas in July.