Monday, August 10, 2009

You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry





Some things lately that just piss me off...

  • People who drive down the highway with a loose dog in the back up their pick up.
  • When we're sitting in a nearly empty movie theater and people sit in the seats either right in front of us or two seats to the left of us. Out of 500 seats why?!
  • When you're standing in a checkout line and the asshole behind you is practically six inches behind you. ---You moving forward does NOT make the line go faster!
  • Anyone who tailgates me on the road. If you don't like the speed I'm going, then go around!
  • The parking meter Nazis giving out $20 tickets every 5 minutes.
  • A gazillion emails letting me know that I've won the UK lottery and I can make my penis bigger.
  • Never getting paid enough, but just enough to keep me crawling back for more.
  • When someone eats all of the food left over and then puts the empty container back in the fridge.
  • When college kids do stupid things in horror flicks.
  • $30 over draft fee for going over less than a dollar.
  • People who give judgmental stares. Mind your own damn business.
  • Hour long infomercials after 2 o’ clock in the morning.
  • Parents who don’t watch their kids in the parking lot.
  • When technology doesn’t work.
  • Not having enough money 90% of the time.
  • That I have word salad all of the time. I can’t go an entire conversation without mixing up some words.
  • Shaving.
  • The fact that someone who gets caught selling pot on the side can spend more time in jail than a cold blooded murderer.
  • Vehix.com commercials.
  • My dog is almost 3 and still pisses in the house.
  • Christmas in July.





Christine

3 comments:

Julie August 10, 2009 at 9:30 PM  

I hate all those things too. Heck my dog is 13 and pisses in the house again.

The Mom @ Babes in Hairland August 10, 2009 at 9:47 PM  

I agree with a lot of those!! Thanks for a little laugh! Just stopping by from SITS to welcome you to the gang. Have a wonderful day.

greedygrace August 10, 2009 at 11:19 PM  

I'm with you! I especially hate those overdraft fees-- can't they just pull that $1 from my savings account?


I came by to welcome you to SITS! We're happy to have you with us!

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